Thursday, January 05, 2006

You live and learn

Today I was buttering some bread to have with my dinner and I discovered two things.

1. There was no knife washed up and being a lazy git I could not be bothered to wash a knife up so I used the back of a teaspoon. It worked better than a knife, much smoother and none of the ripping of the bread that can sometimes happen with a knife.

2. I thought I would have a cracker to keep me going until dinner, as I already had the bread on the plate, I put the cracker on top of the pile of bread to butter it. Normally I have big problems with crackers breaking whilst applying butter but no breakage occurs when the cracker is cushioned by the bread underneath.




Dan
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1 Comments:

Blogger The Prof said...

If your a real smart ass, you can put extra butter on the bread and,with a side swipe movement, transfer butter to the cracker.

Hope little un is feeling a bit better.

11:18 PM  

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